Sigh
I've come to accept it... I am getting dumber... whether it's working at starbucks or just mentally rusting I know it's happening... I went through today and looked at old e-mails that I sent a girl that I liked from Kentucky... I was witty back then now my e-mails are all entitled "hey". Back then it was:
Greetings from the land of mittens and thumbs
Post Graduation Depression and the Teenage Wage Blues
Summer hooliganism and separation anxiety
Watching as the world is falling...
Pop Tart mornings and I can't believe it's not OJ
61,000 sardines in a can, 61,000 sardines (remember the annual meeting at the silverdome?)
Rip Van Winkle of the pioneer list
You can't eat good intentions...
Is that sarcasm I smell? No, it's imitation crab.
Punk Rawk Show and the death of the Hamburglarerer
Slide Trombones and Kid Rock Clones...
Skye vs the Chimichanga Round 2
Sleepy time in the land of short couches...
All work and no play makes Skye a disgruntled employee...
Sleazy car salesmen and the planet of the fat angry diabetic apes...
Maybe it's not that's I'm getting stupider just lazy... maybe in my adolescent awkwardness these were my attempts to be interesting I dunno...
All I know is I haven't written a decent song in a while, and I'm bored out of my mind... I've got one thing going for me right now and she's 500 miles away... Talk to ya later I'm gonna go punch something or sleep whatever is easier...
Greetings from the land of mittens and thumbs
Post Graduation Depression and the Teenage Wage Blues
Summer hooliganism and separation anxiety
Watching as the world is falling...
Pop Tart mornings and I can't believe it's not OJ
61,000 sardines in a can, 61,000 sardines (remember the annual meeting at the silverdome?)
Rip Van Winkle of the pioneer list
You can't eat good intentions...
Is that sarcasm I smell? No, it's imitation crab.
Punk Rawk Show and the death of the Hamburglarerer
Slide Trombones and Kid Rock Clones...
Skye vs the Chimichanga Round 2
Sleepy time in the land of short couches...
All work and no play makes Skye a disgruntled employee...
Sleazy car salesmen and the planet of the fat angry diabetic apes...
Maybe it's not that's I'm getting stupider just lazy... maybe in my adolescent awkwardness these were my attempts to be interesting I dunno...
All I know is I haven't written a decent song in a while, and I'm bored out of my mind... I've got one thing going for me right now and she's 500 miles away... Talk to ya later I'm gonna go punch something or sleep whatever is easier...