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1. So far who did you talk to the most today?
Chris Myers. Considering I've only spoken to one person today.
2. What is the best name for a butler?
Charles.
3. What is the thing you are picked on most about?
Being too hard x core for words.
4. What was your last weird encounter?
That one crazy guitar guy downtown who loves me and calls me his sister showed me his ass-tattoo. While I was sitting at starbucks. It's an angel. I'm in love with him.
5. Do you remember the part from Bambi when Bambi learns to say bear?
No. The last time I saw Bambi was in 2nd grade.
6. How many good friends do you have?
Enough
7. What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
Hm. I don't eat weird shit. I make a point of it. Soy Sauce. But that's drank. So..nothing.
8. What color are your socks today?
White. Like the supremacists.
9. What is your favorite word that starts with the letter G?
Gallant.
10. Who do you blame for your mood today?
..Nobody
11. If Ricky Martin had a trademark what would it be?
His ass. And damn, that's one fine ass.
12. What is something scientists need to invent?
A cure for cancer. Unless it already exists and the government is keeping it from us. Then maybe they need to invent "Empathy in a bottle".
13. What is the closest object to your left foot?
My right foot
14. Who is your favorite Golden Girl?
That one really old senile one. Oh wait. They're all senile. And old. And obnoxious
15. Do you have an inside joke that has to do with numbers?
Haha. A cars worth.
16. What is the longest amount of hours you have slept in a row?
Like, 15. I don't know. I don't time myself.
17. What story do you tell most often?
That one about Eugene.
18. How do ugly people make you feel?
Horny.
19. Where is your mother's hometown?
East Islip, NY
20. Where was your father's hometown?
Missoula, MT.
21. What are the posters on your walls?
Mmmm..John Belushi..
22. Say two words that rhyme.
Sweet..feet.
23. Do you use online terms in real life?
No.
24. What do you think people think of you?
I don't really care.
25. Do you think this year will be better than the last?
Yes.
26. Who is the 1st person on your incoming call list?
No phone. If I did have a phone, it would be Nick.
27. Do you know who Salad Fingers is?
Yes
28. What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?
..Hm.
29. What is your favorite commercial of the moment?
...I don't watch commercials.
30. What are you looking forward to?
College.
31. Have you ever cried because you thought you were ugly?
No
32. Who did you kiss today?
Nobody. I'm pretty sure Jay is dead, though.
33. What do you like to do when you are alone?
Read.
34. Who are your 2 favorite characters on Full House?
Uncle Jesse is a bad-ass Mo-fucker.
35. What is missing from your life?
Currently? Smokes.
36. Would you be ashamed if you wore hippie clothes?
No.
37. Grab the closest book, what does the 7th sentence on the 23rd page say?
I hate these.
38. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Last night.
39. If it was your last day on earth what shoes would you wear?
I wouldn't wear shoes.
40. Do you own a Super Nintendo?
no.
41. What do you think of Law and Order?
I like LAO SVU.
42. Can you name all 7 dwarfs?
No.
43. Have you ever pretended to be Jewish?
No, who wants to be jewish?
44. What was the last thing you thought you lost, but ended up finding it?
My wallet.
45. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping.
46. If you had a ball of clay what would you mold it into?
A pipe. Or an ashtray.
47. Do you have any famous relatives?
Sal Piro, the guy who owns the RHPC fan club. And my great uncle is that boxer that Butterfly Man or that one movie was based on.