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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Terri!

1. Terri is incapable of sleep!
2. All swans in England belong to terri!
3. Terriomancy is the art of telling the future with terri.
4. The most dangerous form of terri is the bicycle.
5. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like terri.
6. Terri can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
7. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by terri fighting underground!
8. Terri is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
9. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up terri.
10. The deepest part of terri is over 35,000 feet deep!