Nov 08, 2008 02:06
I NEVER GET DRUNK! BUT GUESS WHAT?
I'm drunk now. I do get drunk, at least I did. Some people last year accused me of being an alcoholic but I don't think so. OR if so, I read this thing on gawker that says smart people are more likely to be drunk or something, so thank you.
I am making Kashi in my mouth with one part soy milk and one part Kashi heart to heart. It's delicious and really complements the 21 million Gin/Campari and sodas I just drank.
This probably changed your life, write a comment letting me know how and why and when-and how you've carried this story with you as a motivational tool