I wish I had a parrot. Then I could go join
parrot_lovers without impunity. And I could call myself a 'parrot fancier,' because, you know, that would be a Good Thing.
I've spent the afternoon going through reams of pictures of Adorabillie Piper and doing a fair old amount of 'OMG, BILLAY'ing.
LOLOLOLOL. Oh, Billie.
(LOLOLOLOL Billie's trousers)
Fo sho.
The rest of the evening I've been playing minesweeper (oh lol, I have such an thrilling meaningful life) and have now won like six games out of a thousand or something. That's...not very good, right? Still substantially better than when I first discovered the game ('OHMYGOD, WHAT ARE ALL THESE BUTTONS AND FLAGS AND SHIT??? WHAT IS GOING ON??? HOW DO YOU PLAY THIS GAAAAAME? WAAAAH I feel so confused.')
And also: WHEN IS 'SINGLE FATHER' ACTUALLY GOING TO BE ON? I WAS TOLD EARLY SEPTEMBER. THIS WAS CLEARLY A LIE.
(it is entirely possible I missed it entirely, but that it too fail-tastic to be true)
ALSO ALSO: Matt Smith has a biography coming out? Wot?