Prison Bars and Snail Shells

[suchdisguise]

Title: Prison Bars and Snail Shells
Author: ifeelbetter
Warning: This is, actually, I think, my plan to break out of prison if I ever need to. BE WARNED.
Word Count: 4,094
Disclaimer: I own nothing of value.
Beta: cog_nomen (Fun puns were had with the sewage...Did Eames plan the shit out of this scheme or did he plan the shit into it? Thanks again, awesome person!)

Comments

Aw, soo cute!

[tenisunoelito]

That was so cute! Poor Eames, and really I could totally see Arthur starving himself for Cobb and Eames. Good work!

Re: Aw, soo cute!

[ifeelbetter]

Thanks. I must tell you that your icon fills my little heart with joy.

Re: Aw, soo cute!

[tenisunoelito]

Thanks, it didn't make it but it is so cool! I love yours, awesome scene in the movie.

[sparky77]

"Oh, I planned. I color-coded it."
He's so proud of himself. It's adorable!

"You're just jealous that you can't regurgitate helpful household items,"
Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved this so much. It was perfect. And that is exactly the way Eames would break someone out of jail.

[ifeelbetter]

I had to check with cog_nomen whether it was actually possible to puke up two different keys at different times. Turns out Houdini could do it therefore, I say, Eames can probably do it. :)

[sparky77]

I adore the fact that you looked that up! You are my favorite person of the day.

[hackthis]

"Don't be ridiculous. You just vomited into your own hand."

"For you. I don't vomit into my own hand for just anyone, you know."

"Yes, because altruistic intent trumps vomiting into your hand," Arthur said and Eames thought maybe someone should cut off his subscriber status to sarcasm.

This exchange was so money. I just laughed and laughed. And am quite possibly laughing still. Thank you so much for sharing this; it's awesome.

[ifeelbetter]

Thanks! That exchange was my favorite bit too. :)

[soliandxpyne]

Oh, I really enjoyed this; you did a great job of characterizing the guys, too, and of course Saito is always ridiculously smooth and refined, the ultimate "friend in high places." XD

Fabulous little story, thanks for sharing this!

[ifeelbetter]

Oh, Saito. I so heart him. I wish I had a Saito of my very own. We'd be so badass in Japanese restaurants. We'd be so witty.

[polaris_starz]

This is wonderful! I love your characterization of everyone. I particularly enjoy the idea that when Eames actually buckles down and plans things he's just as precise as Arthur, but in a totally Eames-ish way. I also really love the conversations about debt and its meanings.

[ifeelbetter]

Thanks! Glad you liked it.