FIRST | AUDIO (Japanese)

[suchaprettybear]

[Mild fiddling noises, mixed with an audible clearing of the throat, are the only preamble this post has to offer; very nearly immediately, his war on decorum starts in earnest.]

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[sparklingmemory]

Your paw?

2/2 orz /fails

[sparklingmemory]

This isn't Inaba, I don't think.

he just casually ignores the question about his paw ):

[suchaprettybear]

Not Inaba?

Then... that means...

I'm somewhere new! It's an adventure!

for shame

[sparklingmemory]

I guess you could look at it like that, but apparently there are monsters.

you can say that about a LOT of things Teddie does. ):

[suchaprettybear]

...monsters?

You mean... Shadows?

gjklds t-true

[sparklingmemory]

Shadows? Shadows aren't monsters.

I mean like the 'will attack you and eat you' kind.

[suchaprettybear]

...huh? Is this some of that "philosophy" you humans like?

[sparklingmemory]

What? Did you not understand something?

[suchaprettybear]

Well, yeah! You said "Shadows aren't monsters", and monsters "will attack you and eat you"... but that's what Shadows do!

...oh, I don't get it...

[sparklingmemory]

What? Shadows don't-- It must be one of those 'other world' things.

I'm glad shadows aren't like that where I'm from.

[suchaprettybear]

...you know about the 'other world'? And Shadows don't act like that where you're from?

...ohhhh, my little brain's starting to hurt...

[sparklingmemory]

...

This is another world! And you must be from a different world to me. Even though it sounds ridiculous.