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We went into this bar on 4th Ave., see,
me and O’Shay, this crazy Irishman.
We had a few drinks, then I saw
these two white women
sitting all along.
One was kind of fat
She had dark hair.
But this other one, man,
She had big tits and
real blonde hair.
I said to him
“Hey buddy, that’s the one I want.
Over there.”
He said, “Go get ‘em, Chief.”
He was my best drinking buddy, that guy
He’s watch me
see how good I’d score with each one.
“I’m Italian tonight.”
“Oh a Wop!” He laughed
and hollered so loud
both these girls were watching us then.
I smiled at
both of them, see, so they’d
both think I was friendly.
But I gave my “special look”
to the blonde. So she’d know, see.
That’s how I’d do it.
Then I went up to the bar and
told the bartender I wanted
two more of whatever the ladies over there was
drinking, and I went over.
They took the
drinks and the fat one asked me
to sit down.
I sat down close to the blonde
and told them my name.
I used Mattuci’s name that night-this Wop
in our unit.
The fat girl had a car.
I sat in the middle, grabbing titties
with both hands
all the way to Long Beach.
Next day my buddy
was dying to know.
He kept asking
all morning
“Well? Well?”
I told him
“Well, I scored
all right.”
“Which one, which one?”
“Not one,” I said
“Both of them!”
“Well, I’ll be goddamned!”
he said
“all in the same bed?”
“Yes, sir, this In’di’n
was grabbin’ white pussy
all night!”
“Shit, Chief
that’s some reputation
you’re making for Mattuci!”
“Goddamn,” I said
“Maybe next time
I’ll send him a bill!”
me and O’Shay, this crazy Irishman.
We had a few drinks, then I saw
these two white women
sitting all along.
One was kind of fat
She had dark hair.
But this other one, man,
She had big tits and
real blonde hair.
I said to him
“Hey buddy, that’s the one I want.
Over there.”
He said, “Go get ‘em, Chief.”
He was my best drinking buddy, that guy
He’s watch me
see how good I’d score with each one.
“I’m Italian tonight.”
“Oh a Wop!” He laughed
and hollered so loud
both these girls were watching us then.
I smiled at
both of them, see, so they’d
both think I was friendly.
But I gave my “special look”
to the blonde. So she’d know, see.
That’s how I’d do it.
Then I went up to the bar and
told the bartender I wanted
two more of whatever the ladies over there was
drinking, and I went over.
They took the
drinks and the fat one asked me
to sit down.
I sat down close to the blonde
and told them my name.
I used Mattuci’s name that night-this Wop
in our unit.
The fat girl had a car.
I sat in the middle, grabbing titties
with both hands
all the way to Long Beach.
Next day my buddy
was dying to know.
He kept asking
all morning
“Well? Well?”
I told him
“Well, I scored
all right.”
“Which one, which one?”
“Not one,” I said
“Both of them!”
“Well, I’ll be goddamned!”
he said
“all in the same bed?”
“Yes, sir, this In’di’n
was grabbin’ white pussy
all night!”
“Shit, Chief
that’s some reputation
you’re making for Mattuci!”
“Goddamn,” I said
“Maybe next time
I’ll send him a bill!”