i.love.surveys.i.am.obsessed.with.myself.?
1. Whats a name you once wished you’d rather have?
something russian or jewish... those names are pretty
2. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?
Grushenka and Harama-Asstam
3. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: wilbert
b. goose: moose
c. pirate: Jimmy Dean
4. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?
eternal flame of eternal glory
5. What would you name your kids?
i would probably name them after musicians and then later regret it when i have to tell them that the person they were named after died of a heroine overdose
6. What would you name a ship you built?
The Good Ship Lolliepop
7. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?
My Life by Bill Clinton
Part Two - Have You Ever . . .
11. Thrown up in public?
yes, but for reasons of seasickness and flu sickness
12. Eaten or Drank Anything Spoiled?
no, i am very careful about checking
13. Had a rip in your pants and didn’t know about it?:
yes
14. Tripped while checking someone out?
well, i wasn't "checking chad out" but i always used to trip around him
16. Nearly drowned?:
no
17. Passed out?:
no
18. Had a crush on somebody not single?:
yeah i guess
19. Been stuck in the rain?:
not stuck i dont think...
20. Been attacked by an animal?:
a chicken maybe
21. Caught people having sex?:
thankfully no
22. Fallen asleep while driving?:
urrrhhh, nooo
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?
not really actually
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?:
no
25. Made a wish that came true?:
hopefully at least once..
Part Three - Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream I was kissing...
someone that i dont remember at this moment
27. I’m only racist towards...
the blueman group
28. I don’t even know why I’m...
awake right now
29. I’d give anything to have sex with...
sufjan stevens... except not sex... just cuddling
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...
not destroy anacapa
31. Its hot. I should take off my...
face
32. It’s always more fun if you...
are naked
33. You can’t eat steak without...
cooking it
34. You better shut up before I..
go upside yo head
35. Just put it in my...
ear?
37. I’m not who you think I am...
that is already a sentence i dont need to complete it
38. Dude! Where’s my...?
mind
Part Four - What Would You Do If..
39. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass:
use my sick-ass kung fu moves on his face
40. You witness somebody about to steal your car:
scream?
41. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed:
i would get in the shower
42. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class:
probably turn very red
44. A genie lets you have three wishes:
1. meat vision
2. enough money to disrupt the economy
3. super-speed
45. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized:
illegal: the thrills
legal: sin
46. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables:
i would tell her i didn't have any, even if i did
47. You had a time machine:
i dont know what i would do
48. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted:
it would be called "Everbody Loves Hypnotoad"
Part Five - Would You Rather . .
49. Find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids:
cancer
50. Have the power to fly, or the power to teleport:
both would be pretty sweet
51. The power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams:
i dont think i would want either
52. Be really skinny, or really fat:
who wants to be fat??
53. Be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box:
it depends where the box was
54. Be in a drama movie, or a comedy:
it depends on the part i played
55. Be in a hip hop video or a rock video:
hip hop fo sho... i wish i was a skanky bitch
56. Have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on Feb. 29th:
feb 19th would be awsome... i would be about 4 years old right now
57. Live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan:
that is a mean question... poor afghanistan
58. Be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary:
both would suck...?
59. Snowboard or hang glide:
no hights!
60. Be a ninja or a pirate:
ninja, obvi
Part Six - What’s the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
61. Courage: the cowardly dog
62. Driver: Mini Driver
63. Yoga: mom
64. Bakery: bread mmmm
65. Roach: cock
66. Mushroom: beef and movie mushrooms
67. Sprung: i like big butts
68. Exotic: exotic books
69. Pythagorean: theorummmm
Part Seven - Miscellaneous
70. Construct an acronym for these words. (example G M S = Give Me Steak)
a. S O L R A C: So Only Long Rank Animals Crunk
b. D A N G E R: Dag A No Good Eel Robbed
c. C H I N A: Charo Hates Indie Necrophiliac Anarchists
71. What is your definition of love:
a pretty girl is like a violent crime
72. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in:
a tall seagull?
73. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form:
MDEGDAIUTPTHS
74. Close your eyes, turn around, then open them:
my bed looks cold
75. Were you too scared to do it:
no
76. Who is the last person you kissed:
i guess that person i kissed on new years
77. Who is the last person you kicked:
i dont know
78. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be:
knight
79. Name three people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name:
Laura, Lily, Lena
80. What’s one romantic thing somebody’s done for you:
ummm, i would say nothing... currently letting me win at scrabble is probably at the top of my list, and that is obviously not quit romantic
81. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be:
i resfuse to break any
Part Eight - What Is Your Counter Argument..
82. "Girls are nothing but drama.": people are nothing but drama
83. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": well, then i am not an idiot
84. "Kentucky is way better than California.": i dont know, i have never been to kentucky
85. "There’s nothing wrong with stealing.": umm, yes there is.
86. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": try that out for a few years and see where it takes you
87. "You don’t need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": well i am not letting you touch my brain
88. "Music is stupid.": yeah
89. "Your car sucks.": i dont have a car.