you say its your birthday?

[such_a_pimp]

hey alex......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! x a million infinity

even though youre at my house right now.

im getting you something real cool.

wuh-oh! birfday rap! check it yo...
alex can no longer have a quincinyeta
this guy named ben drives a jetta
now youre sixteen
if you know what i mean
lets sip on da gin n juice
and get massaged by a man masseuse
he wears a man thong
SCHLONG!!!!!

i love you alex!

sweet sixteen!

*joie