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[subwayemployee]

DaveyJ987: My goal is not to fight you.

DaveyJ987: It is to sneak up on you.

WisconsinHonkie: you THINK you'll get me

WisconsinHonkie: but what if i know you're trying to sneak up on me and you get a foot away i turn around and get you first

DaveyJ987: Cuz I'll have a blade.

DaveyJ987: You won't.

DaveyJ987: You'll be missing an arm.

DaveyJ987: Hahaha

WisconsinHonkie: lmao you better hope you take that arm and run because ill be picking it up with my strong arm and smacking you back to china

DaveyJ987: Ninja's are from Japan, idiot. Hahaha

DaveyJ987: THis is fun.

WisconsinHonkie: lol

WisconsinHonkie: ill smack the ninja out of you and make him cry in pain when my torn arm is lodged up his arse

WisconsinHonkie: lets see you try sneaking around with an arm in your anus

WisconsinHonkie: you'd be like a ninja penguin

DaveyJ987: Let's see you hold me down and put the arm in there with only ONE arm.

WisconsinHonkie: i have 2 feet

DaveyJ987: Then I can knock you over.

DaveyJ987: Ninja's can escape from any hold.

WisconsinHonkie: ill sit on you with my ghetto booty

DaveyJ987: Hahaha

WisconsinHonkie: except from the hold of my ghetto hyney

WisconsinHonkie: sp?

DaveyJ987: Hehe

WisconsinHonkie: oh yeah! what!? lol

DaveyJ987: I'll stab it with shuriken.

WisconsinHonkie: i'll pretend that i know what that is and counter attack that with my milking cow hidden teet

DaveyJ987: Shuriken's are ninja stars.

WisconsinHonkie: wasnt that easier

WisconsinHonkie: ill catch em with my teeth and say ARRRRG!

WisconsinHonkie: *munch munch munch*

GREAT TIMES!!!!