you know they're waiting to tear us apart
Take the last 20 names in your phone.
1. lewie
2. mavvy
3. meghan
4. mike wade
5. mom
6. mr. mo
7. mykess
8. nicole
9. pat
10. phrank
11. roommate
12. sarah
13. shaun reese bookums
14. susan
15. tiffanie
16. tolbert
17. tom
18. wayne
19. widmo
20. zach
Answer the questions... go!
How did you meet 13?
beats the shit out of me. school, i suppose?
What would you do if you never met 5?
i wouldn't have a mother, and that would suck, probably
What do you think of 10?
jew
Would or did 19 and 8 go out?
i doubt it. they met once, i think.
Have you ever had a crush on 3?
sho nuff
If 1 died tomorrow, what would you want them to know?
that i relly meant every single joke that i made at his expense. then i'd probably smack him with my penis or something.
Would 2 and 11 make a good couple?
probably, actually. they both spend a lot of time in the phone booth
Who is 6 going out with?
nobody
Do you think 12 is hot?
oh dear. well, i found her hot enough to date for two years.
Would 1 and 17 make a lovely couple?
cha.
What do you think when you see 8?
i think about our soul-penetrating conversations
Tell me something humiliating about 11
hmm... i know there's a really good one i can't remember, but i got nothin'.
Do you know any of 6’s family members?
why of course
On a scale of 1-10 how cute is 14?
fucking one thousand
How would you react to 14’s profession of undying love for you?
i'd like to say positively, but i've got a feeling it would just be kind of awkward.
What language does 19 speak?
redneck
Who is 8 going out with?
what's with all these questions about nicole? as far as i know, she's single.
Is 9 male or female? Do they act it?
male, yes.
Would 18 and 4 make a good couple?
i'm not thinking so.
What grade is 17 in?
tom is like 50 years old. seriously. it's my friend's dad.
What is the last thing you talked about to 12?
the way our love lives always seem to go down the drain. and which of our friends we'd have sex with.
What is 6’s favorite band?
third eye blind
Does 1 have any siblings?
yes!
Would you ever date 7?
nah, i just like fucking him.
Is 15 single? Do you want them to be?
hahaha. 15 is not single. i don't think i'd mind if she was.
What is 5’s last name?
the same as mine
What is 20’s middle name?
alan
Would 14 and 19 make a good couple?
they had better fucking not
What school does 16 go to?
cornell university
What school does 1 go to?
marymount manhattan college
Where does 9 live?
in hagerstown, with me
Are 5 and 6 best friends?
no, but they are like a mother and a son
Does 7 like 20?
most of the time. except when he tries to defend nelly.
How did you meet 15?
work
Is 12 older than you?
yes, by nine months minus one day
Have you ever given 13 a hug?
i think he's given me plenty of hugs in his day
Is 17 the sexiest person alive?
i would certainly say so
album of the rest of my fucking life:
against me! - "searching for a former clarity"
1. lewie
2. mavvy
3. meghan
4. mike wade
5. mom
6. mr. mo
7. mykess
8. nicole
9. pat
10. phrank
11. roommate
12. sarah
13. shaun reese bookums
14. susan
15. tiffanie
16. tolbert
17. tom
18. wayne
19. widmo
20. zach
Answer the questions... go!
How did you meet 13?
beats the shit out of me. school, i suppose?
What would you do if you never met 5?
i wouldn't have a mother, and that would suck, probably
What do you think of 10?
jew
Would or did 19 and 8 go out?
i doubt it. they met once, i think.
Have you ever had a crush on 3?
sho nuff
If 1 died tomorrow, what would you want them to know?
that i relly meant every single joke that i made at his expense. then i'd probably smack him with my penis or something.
Would 2 and 11 make a good couple?
probably, actually. they both spend a lot of time in the phone booth
Who is 6 going out with?
nobody
Do you think 12 is hot?
oh dear. well, i found her hot enough to date for two years.
Would 1 and 17 make a lovely couple?
cha.
What do you think when you see 8?
i think about our soul-penetrating conversations
Tell me something humiliating about 11
hmm... i know there's a really good one i can't remember, but i got nothin'.
Do you know any of 6’s family members?
why of course
On a scale of 1-10 how cute is 14?
fucking one thousand
How would you react to 14’s profession of undying love for you?
i'd like to say positively, but i've got a feeling it would just be kind of awkward.
What language does 19 speak?
redneck
Who is 8 going out with?
what's with all these questions about nicole? as far as i know, she's single.
Is 9 male or female? Do they act it?
male, yes.
Would 18 and 4 make a good couple?
i'm not thinking so.
What grade is 17 in?
tom is like 50 years old. seriously. it's my friend's dad.
What is the last thing you talked about to 12?
the way our love lives always seem to go down the drain. and which of our friends we'd have sex with.
What is 6’s favorite band?
third eye blind
Does 1 have any siblings?
yes!
Would you ever date 7?
nah, i just like fucking him.
Is 15 single? Do you want them to be?
hahaha. 15 is not single. i don't think i'd mind if she was.
What is 5’s last name?
the same as mine
What is 20’s middle name?
alan
Would 14 and 19 make a good couple?
they had better fucking not
What school does 16 go to?
cornell university
What school does 1 go to?
marymount manhattan college
Where does 9 live?
in hagerstown, with me
Are 5 and 6 best friends?
no, but they are like a mother and a son
Does 7 like 20?
most of the time. except when he tries to defend nelly.
How did you meet 15?
work
Is 12 older than you?
yes, by nine months minus one day
Have you ever given 13 a hug?
i think he's given me plenty of hugs in his day
Is 17 the sexiest person alive?
i would certainly say so
album of the rest of my fucking life:
against me! - "searching for a former clarity"