Create Your Own Fairy Tale
Okay, this was so funny it made me wet myself. Almost.
Ganked from
mmestrange
SUBVERSA SNAPE was treated very badly by LUCIUS MALFOY. BELLATRIX LESTRANGE and NARCISSA MALFOY, Made to do many chores around the house with no time to rest, SUBVERSA SNAPE seeks refuge in his/her own little HOGWARTS, where she daydreams of a better life. Meanwhile, the King and Queen are preparing for a(n) SPECIAL BIRTHDAY they are giving in order to find a wife for their son, the guest of honor. SEVERUS SNAPE wonders when he will find true love, and the King assures SEVERUS SNAPE that lasting love will come one day.
On the night of the BIRTHDAY, SUBVERSA SNAPE fantasizes about attending. SUBVERSA SNAPE is teased for harboring impossible dreams of attending the special BIRTHDAY. SUBVERSA SNAPE is miraculously provided with a beautiful BLACK CLOAK and super fast APPARITION by a HARRY POTTER. Warned that this magic will last only until midnight, SUBVERSA SNAPE leaves for the BIRTHDAY. The HARRY POTTER tells SUBVERSA SNAPE that dreams can indeed come true.
At the BIRTHDAY, SEVERUS SNAPE invites a mysterious stranger (actually SUBVERSA SNAPE in her BLACK CLOAK ) to ERUPT. SUBVERSA SNAPE and SEVERUS SNAPE ERUPT all night long. BELLATRIX LESTRANGE and NARCISSA MALFOY glare and spitefully criticize SEVERUS SNAPE's choice of partners. SUBVERSA SNAPE, and SEVERUS SNAPE marvel that they have fallen in love after knowing each other for less than 1 HOUR. As midnight is about to strike, SUBVERSA SNAPE , flees, leaving only a(n) KNICKERS behind.
The next day, SUBVERSA SNAPE, ALARMINGLY recalls the BIRTHDAY to LUCIUS MALFOY and BELLATRIX LESTRANGE and NARCISSA MALFOY. BELLATRIX LESTRANGE and NARCISSA MALFOY , believing that SUBVERSA SNAPE can only be imagining the BIRTHDAY, marvel at her accuracy. A(n) LUTE announces the arrival of SEVERUS SNAPE, who, armed with the KNICKERS, has begun to search far and wide for his mysterious love. LUCIUS MALFOY orders SUBVERSA SNAPE, out of the house so that she won't ruin BELLATRIX LESTRANGE and NARCISSA MALFOY's chances with SEVERUS SNAPE. To the delight of SUBVERSA SNAPE and SEVERUS SNAPE, magic once again provides assistance, and SEVERUS SNAPE recognizes SUBVERSA SNAPE, He places the KNICKERS on her WAND and, lo and behold, it fits. SUBVERSA SNAPE, and SEVERUS SNAPE are CHARMINGLY united and live happily ever after.
Create Your Own Fairy Tale
Ganked from
mmestrange
SUBVERSA SNAPE was treated very badly by LUCIUS MALFOY. BELLATRIX LESTRANGE and NARCISSA MALFOY, Made to do many chores around the house with no time to rest, SUBVERSA SNAPE seeks refuge in his/her own little HOGWARTS, where she daydreams of a better life. Meanwhile, the King and Queen are preparing for a(n) SPECIAL BIRTHDAY they are giving in order to find a wife for their son, the guest of honor. SEVERUS SNAPE wonders when he will find true love, and the King assures SEVERUS SNAPE that lasting love will come one day.
On the night of the BIRTHDAY, SUBVERSA SNAPE fantasizes about attending. SUBVERSA SNAPE is teased for harboring impossible dreams of attending the special BIRTHDAY. SUBVERSA SNAPE is miraculously provided with a beautiful BLACK CLOAK and super fast APPARITION by a HARRY POTTER. Warned that this magic will last only until midnight, SUBVERSA SNAPE leaves for the BIRTHDAY. The HARRY POTTER tells SUBVERSA SNAPE that dreams can indeed come true.
At the BIRTHDAY, SEVERUS SNAPE invites a mysterious stranger (actually SUBVERSA SNAPE in her BLACK CLOAK ) to ERUPT. SUBVERSA SNAPE and SEVERUS SNAPE ERUPT all night long. BELLATRIX LESTRANGE and NARCISSA MALFOY glare and spitefully criticize SEVERUS SNAPE's choice of partners. SUBVERSA SNAPE, and SEVERUS SNAPE marvel that they have fallen in love after knowing each other for less than 1 HOUR. As midnight is about to strike, SUBVERSA SNAPE , flees, leaving only a(n) KNICKERS behind.
The next day, SUBVERSA SNAPE, ALARMINGLY recalls the BIRTHDAY to LUCIUS MALFOY and BELLATRIX LESTRANGE and NARCISSA MALFOY. BELLATRIX LESTRANGE and NARCISSA MALFOY , believing that SUBVERSA SNAPE can only be imagining the BIRTHDAY, marvel at her accuracy. A(n) LUTE announces the arrival of SEVERUS SNAPE, who, armed with the KNICKERS, has begun to search far and wide for his mysterious love. LUCIUS MALFOY orders SUBVERSA SNAPE, out of the house so that she won't ruin BELLATRIX LESTRANGE and NARCISSA MALFOY's chances with SEVERUS SNAPE. To the delight of SUBVERSA SNAPE and SEVERUS SNAPE, magic once again provides assistance, and SEVERUS SNAPE recognizes SUBVERSA SNAPE, He places the KNICKERS on her WAND and, lo and behold, it fits. SUBVERSA SNAPE, and SEVERUS SNAPE are CHARMINGLY united and live happily ever after.
Create Your Own Fairy Tale