I was randomly looking up lyrics and i found a couple interesting ben folds five song, thought i'd share them for anyone who's curious. they're both unreleased songs as far as i know.
TWIN FALLS
Christmas, twin falls, idaho’s
Her oldest memory
She was only two
It’s the first time she felt blue
Cafeteria, harrison elementary
Beneath the parachute
Saw her without shoes
7-up I touched her thumb
And she knew it was me
Although she couldn’t see
Unless of course she peeked
My mom’s good
She got me out of
Twin falls, idaho
Before I got to old
You know how that goes
That’s where she still was
The summer she turned 17
1983, three weeks after me
So last I heard, she had twins
Or maybe it was three
And though I’ll never see
That don’t bother me
THE SECRET LIFE OF MORGAN DAVIS
His wife is tired
she wants to sleep
but all that Morgan Davis wants is cream of wheat
he wakes and then she turns out the light
he tiptoes through the darkness and slips into the night
the boring life that he leads of buying and
selling stocks makes him feel
he's growing old and tired there's no joy in life
just the passing time in this boring life
he wants the lights the jazz
a piece of ass
a toothless bitch to blow him for a vial of crack
he cooks the junk in some Gatorade
he scores a bag of chronic on the east mlk
the secret life that he leads of buying and
selling drugs keeps him up at night
he's selling cash screwing trailer trash
and he's making cash
it's a whoring life
my friends are all salesman
my wife is a slut
there must be something bigger I can stick in my butt
the IRS is auditing
my life's in a rut!
And so he's fired his heat
he's blowed his blow
it's coming up on sunrise and it's time to go
he smells like barf his hair's a mess
he wipes the coke and lipstick off his fat hairy chest
he stumbles home from a lezzie show
he'll be at work in an hour or so
he crawls in bed with his sleeping wife
just a night to break up his boring life
yea,,i was gonna put more, but that's enough for now. if you want more songs to check out, lemme know, or just start clicking random songs by anyone, you're bound to find some good ones!