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[suburbancomando]

"the game wherein you type your name, then the word 'needs', into google, and see what you need from life."

Jon Needs Help
Jon needs to be a member of the Administrator's group onhis own computer in order to install antivirus software.
Jon needs to touch his roots
Jon needs to raise his standards
Jon needs everyone's thoughts, well-wishes -- and financial help
Jon needs to improve
Jon needs someone 1 on 1 most of the time.
Jon needs to sell 139 copies to break even in the long run
Jon needs to be put in prison and locked up for life
Jon needs to fire his attorney