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OH MAN! I went to one of the sickest shows ever! thats right, I used the word sick. I went to "Fear And Loathing In Montreal" a yearly event with some amazing local bands, but thats not the best part.
A) homoerotic makeout contest female and male divisions.
B) Totally fucking gross eating contest, 3 of them.
1. How Many Chicken Feet can you fit in your mouth (I partook in this one, winning with six feet in my mouth)
2. Gibblet eating contest
3. Tofu boiled in weed and bong water mixed in with soy butter and grass, picked from the promoters lawn ( for the vegetarians )
4. and the all or nothing round was a pigs heart.
C) Extreme pain contest
1. two guys, arms together, cigarette in the crevice between their arms
2. Punch for Punch, last man standing
3. Couples contest, two couples on stage, whichever couple can make their hubbie bleed first wins (punches only)
4. Punching contest again, with girls this time
D) Extremely violent wrestling
With broken glass, Metal plates, tables, chairs, people flying into the air, etc
And although I don't really aproove, just to emphasize the hardcore-ness of this show, one of the bands lead singers bit the head off a chicken, let it run around then elbow dropped the fucking thing!! holy shit!!!!
ALSO! I forgot to mention, they had a GIANT skull shaped pinata filled with candy, t-shirts, hoodies, and all sorts of other shit, like crazy amounts of stuff and during one of the heavier songs they dropped the pinata right into the mosh pit.
A) homoerotic makeout contest female and male divisions.
B) Totally fucking gross eating contest, 3 of them.
1. How Many Chicken Feet can you fit in your mouth (I partook in this one, winning with six feet in my mouth)
2. Gibblet eating contest
3. Tofu boiled in weed and bong water mixed in with soy butter and grass, picked from the promoters lawn ( for the vegetarians )
4. and the all or nothing round was a pigs heart.
C) Extreme pain contest
1. two guys, arms together, cigarette in the crevice between their arms
2. Punch for Punch, last man standing
3. Couples contest, two couples on stage, whichever couple can make their hubbie bleed first wins (punches only)
4. Punching contest again, with girls this time
D) Extremely violent wrestling
With broken glass, Metal plates, tables, chairs, people flying into the air, etc
And although I don't really aproove, just to emphasize the hardcore-ness of this show, one of the bands lead singers bit the head off a chicken, let it run around then elbow dropped the fucking thing!! holy shit!!!!
ALSO! I forgot to mention, they had a GIANT skull shaped pinata filled with candy, t-shirts, hoodies, and all sorts of other shit, like crazy amounts of stuff and during one of the heavier songs they dropped the pinata right into the mosh pit.