this is not a haiku

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maybe it could be...
okay well, maybe it is
but I don't mean it!

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A werewolf walks in
to a bar and says to the
wooden spoon - we're one

You're my undying
friend and confidant without
you I would have died

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I've read to many
vampire and werewolf stories
and to much robbins

Could you owe a spoon
your eternal life and more?
would you even care?