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List 15 things you want to say to people but know you never will.
Don't say who they are (this ought to be self-evident):
1. You're both sexist assholes who shouldn't treat your granddaughters this way just because neither of us have a precious penis. And you wonder why I'm a feminist.
2. You're rude to your father.
3. Theives go to hell, you know.
4. You've made the one place where I should feel safe and secure the one place I can't relax.
5. If you stop stressing you'll live longer. Promise.
6. Stop calling me- you're annoying.
7. I don't pray very often, but when I do, it's always to ask for protection against someone thinking they're doing His work and really just making the world worse. Like you.
8. Stop asking for advice- I can't help you anymore.
9. You embarass me by claiming you're things you're not. You embarass me because you can't see how cool you are, college education or not.
10. I think it's admirable you're not racist like your parents.
11. You throw around the word Love so much, when you say it to me I don't believe you.
12. I'm sick of hearing how stupid you are. You're not, you're very intelligent, suck it up and stop trying to find things to complain about.
13. Stop bragging about it, it doesn't make you a man. It just makes you an idiot.
14. You're the one person I wouldn't mind loosing my virginity to, right now.
15. I'm scared.
This is a bit difficult for me, since I'm so open and blunt anyway, but I found some stuff that I've wanted to say but haven't. If you think you're one of the people I'm talking to, chances are very good you're not.
Don't say who they are (this ought to be self-evident):
1. You're both sexist assholes who shouldn't treat your granddaughters this way just because neither of us have a precious penis. And you wonder why I'm a feminist.
2. You're rude to your father.
3. Theives go to hell, you know.
4. You've made the one place where I should feel safe and secure the one place I can't relax.
5. If you stop stressing you'll live longer. Promise.
6. Stop calling me- you're annoying.
7. I don't pray very often, but when I do, it's always to ask for protection against someone thinking they're doing His work and really just making the world worse. Like you.
8. Stop asking for advice- I can't help you anymore.
9. You embarass me by claiming you're things you're not. You embarass me because you can't see how cool you are, college education or not.
10. I think it's admirable you're not racist like your parents.
11. You throw around the word Love so much, when you say it to me I don't believe you.
12. I'm sick of hearing how stupid you are. You're not, you're very intelligent, suck it up and stop trying to find things to complain about.
13. Stop bragging about it, it doesn't make you a man. It just makes you an idiot.
14. You're the one person I wouldn't mind loosing my virginity to, right now.
15. I'm scared.
This is a bit difficult for me, since I'm so open and blunt anyway, but I found some stuff that I've wanted to say but haven't. If you think you're one of the people I'm talking to, chances are very good you're not.