Listen buttfuckers....

[subtlesabotage]

I will add almost anyone UNLESS I already know you are a worthless piece of asscrack...but DO NOT add me because you want to stir up drama with a bunch of other fucker's on LJ that I don't even fucking KNOW. That is just gay. Don't be gay, assmaggots

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[alice_fucksalot]

Hi, I'm Alice Fucksalot from Wisconsin and I just added you!

Heh heh heh!

[acoolsecretary]

hey now! you jumped at that furry little bear a little too fast there, girlie girl!!! You feeling a little lonesome????? *snort*

[acoolsecretary]

pfffffffttt! you can't lose me, I outweigh you!!! :P

[acoolsecretary]

You been working out?

[acoolsecretary]

ok, stop, you're making me feel warm all over.

[acoolsecretary]

you women are ruining me!

[alice_fucksalot]

Sure!

Are you naked?

[alice_fucksalot]

So is he short enough to check you out and send me a report?

:p

[subtlesabotage]

Haha, I think she meant..is he crotch high?