Borders the Day Harry Potter came out!
I went to Borders the day the book cmae out. But it wasn't too my knowledge the book was out that day. i fell out of the Harry Potter loop after Azkaban.
It was HELL!! The kids were jumping around, wearing their costumes and pretending to do Wizard stuff. I couldn't read my Maxim in peace! But all the hype about some character dying, got to me. I didn't buy the book, because I told myself to read The other books before I read this one, so I guess I'm back in the loop. It would of been funny if some Conversative Christian gourp started protesting against Harry Potter's demon enticing ways. "It's demonic, this witchness! It's more evil then Disney's Hocus Pocus! Think of the Children! Does anyone think of the children?
My predictions on who dies: "I personally think Dudley dies, I haven't read the book since like 7-8 grade and it was Azkaban. But I think he'll die of High Blood Pressure. He didn't take his medicine. The leading cause of death of my African-American brethen.
Early in the morning he sneaks a Grill Cheese sandwich abandoning his diet and dies of the toxic grease juice(Should of used the George Foreman grill,poor dummy. Harry discovers him dead while on his way to get some Sunny D (It's awesome stuff) and knowing the Dursleys would blame him, he pulls a Weekend at Burnies. Creating the most memorable Harry Potter Book yet!!! (Don't really tell me who dies, or I'll knock the lot out of ya!)"
It was HELL!! The kids were jumping around, wearing their costumes and pretending to do Wizard stuff. I couldn't read my Maxim in peace! But all the hype about some character dying, got to me. I didn't buy the book, because I told myself to read The other books before I read this one, so I guess I'm back in the loop. It would of been funny if some Conversative Christian gourp started protesting against Harry Potter's demon enticing ways. "It's demonic, this witchness! It's more evil then Disney's Hocus Pocus! Think of the Children! Does anyone think of the children?
My predictions on who dies: "I personally think Dudley dies, I haven't read the book since like 7-8 grade and it was Azkaban. But I think he'll die of High Blood Pressure. He didn't take his medicine. The leading cause of death of my African-American brethen.
Early in the morning he sneaks a Grill Cheese sandwich abandoning his diet and dies of the toxic grease juice(Should of used the George Foreman grill,poor dummy. Harry discovers him dead while on his way to get some Sunny D (It's awesome stuff) and knowing the Dursleys would blame him, he pulls a Weekend at Burnies. Creating the most memorable Harry Potter Book yet!!! (Don't really tell me who dies, or I'll knock the lot out of ya!)"