A Piece of Comical Writing
I live on the streets man! I know how the world works and how it can break! I live on the baddest place there is be! I live in Florida. The most dangerous place on Earth. Bradenton, FLorida to be exact...sure you're saying, "What a fagmo, FLorida, I live in Detroit and I've caught 3 bullets in the buttcheek-area and I have to sell drugs for a living! I live the hard life! So shut yo' gingo'vitis mouth and stop whining."
Well that's where you're wrong. Old people are not the docile people you think. They are vicious, rich and arrogant people. They rule this place. This place of The Price is Right reruns and Jummiy buffet Albums. This is the true Ghetto....
Bradenton is ruled by one old man. Vergil Nielson. He's got a tan like a Leather Bag. Everyone cowers over him, seeing how he runs the city. Old Man vergil pretty much not only rules younglings but also his fellow elderly. He is the authority on everything that happens here. Whether it be how many george Foreman grills the Old people get or how many ipods get shipped in. He is a tyrant. Living in his multi-million dollar condo. He built a Taco Bell in the city. But the Taco Bell is only for him and only opens when he's not at home. GREEDY BASTARD! But he always sides with his kind. We must overthrow Vergil Nielson and his tyrant-like ways. Because of him I don't have cable, so I can't watch Full House reruns. I'm pissed off. I want my Full House.
With him in office, my fellow younglings have to sell pixie sticks and rob people for trivials things. Just yesterday I was had no more socks, due to them having holes, so I sought off to find some more. I stole these really sweet looking Piglet socks. I call them sweet because that's all I got, man. I ain't no gaymo o' nothing! All right. At least I got a sock! This guy down the street from me, Jimmy. He is so poor he uses potatoe sacks for clothing. Not only that during the last Florida Blizzard, Jimmy had to eat his dog! Jimmy isn't Asian. He's Norwiegian....We want justice! I was able to get a bootleg copy of The Gangs of New York for m VHS and after seeing it I got an idea. REVOLT!
Yes, it makes sense. While we younglings sit down here with our bootleg Casio Cd players listening to outdated music (the osmonds) and eating cheapo ramen Noodles. We've been spitting it THROUGH THE WIRE, for too long now! The old live on the other side of the city living the GOOD LIFE! Eating Hamburger Helper and watching their PBS! Well enough I say! REvolt at dawn. I'm not talking about coke and birds, I'm talking about the spoken word. Let us declare our Indepence Day today!
Well that's where you're wrong. Old people are not the docile people you think. They are vicious, rich and arrogant people. They rule this place. This place of The Price is Right reruns and Jummiy buffet Albums. This is the true Ghetto....
Bradenton is ruled by one old man. Vergil Nielson. He's got a tan like a Leather Bag. Everyone cowers over him, seeing how he runs the city. Old Man vergil pretty much not only rules younglings but also his fellow elderly. He is the authority on everything that happens here. Whether it be how many george Foreman grills the Old people get or how many ipods get shipped in. He is a tyrant. Living in his multi-million dollar condo. He built a Taco Bell in the city. But the Taco Bell is only for him and only opens when he's not at home. GREEDY BASTARD! But he always sides with his kind. We must overthrow Vergil Nielson and his tyrant-like ways. Because of him I don't have cable, so I can't watch Full House reruns. I'm pissed off. I want my Full House.
With him in office, my fellow younglings have to sell pixie sticks and rob people for trivials things. Just yesterday I was had no more socks, due to them having holes, so I sought off to find some more. I stole these really sweet looking Piglet socks. I call them sweet because that's all I got, man. I ain't no gaymo o' nothing! All right. At least I got a sock! This guy down the street from me, Jimmy. He is so poor he uses potatoe sacks for clothing. Not only that during the last Florida Blizzard, Jimmy had to eat his dog! Jimmy isn't Asian. He's Norwiegian....We want justice! I was able to get a bootleg copy of The Gangs of New York for m VHS and after seeing it I got an idea. REVOLT!
Yes, it makes sense. While we younglings sit down here with our bootleg Casio Cd players listening to outdated music (the osmonds) and eating cheapo ramen Noodles. We've been spitting it THROUGH THE WIRE, for too long now! The old live on the other side of the city living the GOOD LIFE! Eating Hamburger Helper and watching their PBS! Well enough I say! REvolt at dawn. I'm not talking about coke and birds, I'm talking about the spoken word. Let us declare our Indepence Day today!