Survey #5
Hello. This is a survey for YOU! Yes you!
Created by tealdude4 and taken 11 times on bzoink!
First off... SMALL TALK!Hello! How are you?Doing good, got a bit o' the insomnia thoughThat bad, huh?JobbaSo how's life treating you?GoOdd, Life is treating me wellNice weather we're having, huh?No not really, it rained today. Thus, no TRACK PRACTICE.How's the family?Doing same-old--same-old.Now lets get down to itNameChristopher Age16GenderMaleLocationEARTHWhere were you born?IN A birthing center for the blindWhere do you want to live?IN a polygon houseSkoolDo you like skool?I've never been to skool. But i've been to school, its all right. You gotta do what you gotta do.What's your favorite subject?EnglishHave a lot of friends at skool?I would say soWho is your favorite teacher and why?Mr. Frazier, because he's the sh8t!Religion and BeliefsDo you believe in God?Yes I do, JehovahDo you believe in the devil?Yes, I do Do you believe in heaven?Yes I do. The real heaven, not the kind you can buy for 20.00 dollars in a alley behind a QUIZNOsDo you believe in hell?YesDo you believe that people go to heaven and hell when they die?No, they go to oneDo you go to church regularly?How's twice a monthDo you believe Jesus was God's son?Yes I do! The guy died for my sins! He's a hero!The Bible: Literal or metaphor?LiteralDo you believe in freedom to chose one's religion?YesDo you believe in abortion?NO,no,NO!Is abortion the same as murder?i would think so, juniorMurder: Good or Bad?BAD!!!Do you support the Iraqi War?No not really. (If you want to talk and hear my reasons, post)How do you feel about religion's involvment in the war?It's the only thing that is protecting the enemyHow do you feel about the death penalty?I think LIFE in prison is amore suitable punishmentWhich would you prefer: Electric chair or lethal ingection?Lethal Injection I guess, both are horrible ways to die.Capitolism or Communisim?Hooray for CAPITOLISM!Your view on communism?"The communist VIETCONG, killed my family! AHAHARHRH!!!Standardized testing: Friend or Foe?FOE!!!!Is the world going through a morality decline?I would think so. From Mighty Mouse to Stripperella. Come on everybody it's right there....How do you feel about sex before marrige?If it happens, it happens. just use protection and don't be too young or it'll F' up your perception.How do you feel about suicide?Why have a permanent solution to a temporary problem?FavoritesMovieMemento or American TaleBookTop SecretBand or singer?Probably Ray Charles, Madvillian, or Red Hot Chilli PeppersFav CD of said bandGenius Loves CompanySongDon't have one, and if I do can't think of it.Genre of musicJazzFoodfrogleggsColorforest greenActor or actressSteve BuscemiWriterBruce CovilleClothing brandPhat Farm, Nike, and or StoreBook-A-Million, Main Street Bookstore, or Other questionsDo you have a bf/gf?No siriStraight, gay, or bi?StraightEver had sex?no, virginAre you horny right now?No?! I'm typingWhere do you live? NO NO JUST KIDDING!!WTF?! i'm calling the POPOHave you ever had a sexual fantasy about you and a teacher?yes I haveName one person you'd want to do the no-pants dance with?WHY STOP AT ONE! TYRA BANKS, Scarlet johannsen, and Halle Berry.Do you like Chinese food?I LOVE IT!How about Mexican food?Not as much as chinese, but I do love it.Do you considerTaco Bell as Mexican food?no not really, but its good foodName one movie character that annoys the hell out of you.ALl I can think of is Jar-Jar BinksName one real life person that annoys the hell out of you and why.No one, I'm not really annoyed by anyone at all.Are you a people-person?Yes, I am. I like to talk and jokeDo you like to read? If so, what types of books?Adventure, Mystery, Comicbooks, Cookbooks, Non-fiction, Action, ComedyHow often do you masturbate?Have you ever contemplated killing yourself?NopeHave you ever contemplated killing yourself while masturbating?WTF!?! What kind of question is that?Do I scare you?You're one mseed up BAMA-JAMADo you think I'm insane?Possibly.....And now... MORE QUESTIONS!! Questions that don't envolve sex.If you could have dinner with 3 people...Person #1 would be...? Why?Hideo kojima, because I'd ramble on how I think METAL GEAR IT THE BEST GAME SERIES EVER, NEXT TO FINAL FANTASYPerson #2 would be...? Why?Ghandi, he's wise man. Parents always say to hang around good people. i'm sure after did I'd get a fraction of his wisenessPerson #3 would be...? Why?My aun who died of starvation at the age of 6 or soIf you could asdk each of those people one question, what would you ask?Person #1George Bush: "Why are you so stupid?"Person #2Hitler: "What did the five fingers say to the face?"Person #3TealDude4:"What are you so MAD!!!"If you were stranded on an island, what three items would you take with youA machine that make sanything (food,couches,etc)...GOTCHA SUCKER!!!THE ENDDid you like this quiz?It was all right, Give me advice for my next quiz."Don't ever touch a keyboard:And just for the record, do you know of a Jhonen Vasquez?That's the guy who made the maniac comic and the invader comic. i'm not going to worsip im, but I know Jessica and tealDude4 will.
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