Private to Several

[subtle_simmer]

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Private to Mr Snape

[diva_myron]

What, wh-- how?! What?

Ouch, that took me a while to write out. But, why are you saying that?

~Myron

Private to Mr Wagtail

[subtle_simmer]

You might want to acquire a copy of this week's Witch Weekly. I dare say I am tempted to take advantage of the poster-quality glossy center pages myself.

~S. Snape

Private to Mr Snape

[diva_myron]

Hola! You're going to hang the center pages in your bedroom, so you'd get to contemplate my beauty every day?

That's very cute.

~Myron

Private to Mr Wagtail

[subtle_simmer]

Ah, now you are letting your ego run away with your imagination.

I am thinking of using Our Saviour's photo to line my Owl cages.

Or else enlarge the thing and use it as target practise.

~ Severus S. Snape

Private to Mr Snape

[diva_myron]

Ahahaha! That was a good one!

Err, how do we convey our emotions through writing? I can't really revert to third-person description of my actions, can I? It would go something like: Myron, that gorgeous male with the best tenor on earth, read the other man's private missive to him and laughed out heartily at the joke. With a grin, he sat down, the journal in his lap, and looked out of the window to gather his thoughts. Spouting off some rubbish wouldn't do with Mr Snape, of course. Even though all Myron wrote to him was just that - nonsensical rubbish because no one really cares how to convey emotions through writing of personal missives. So Myron stood up, crumpled the parchment with doodles and jumped off the window. Thus the happy life of one Myron Wagtail was finished thanks to excessive focus on useless details.

Or not.

~Myron

Private to Mr Wagtail

[subtle_simmer]

Very well, I admit - that caused me to nearly laugh-aloud.

For Merlin's sake, don't be jumping out any windows on my account. The world is a far more interesting place with you in it.

S. Snape