fic: Our Lady of Lies and Wide Rivers

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Fandom: SPN, Sam, Dean, Sam/Dean
Rating: PG for monsters. Scary ones.
Spoilers: nothing episodic.
A/N: 8737 words makes this my new record. I know, lame, I know. There is a 6000 word first half to this story on my hard drive, but I can't get it to work, you know, artistically, so I am just posting the second part, and hoping the salient points are

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BROOKE, BABY, I SWEAR I'll WRITE YOU PORN ONE DAY. I WILL GET THERE AND THERE WILL BE NONE OF THIS ROMANTICAL SHIT. I owe you one after manically making weird-ass demands and retracting them: come pick us up! or not! we'll be over there in half an hour! maybe not!

THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME SO TENDER.

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Okay first, the priest thing way hot.

Second, I'm just a little confused if the last bit means something's just starting between them or it was there before and just a secret.

Third, best line ever-
"Sam had a brief flash - a local news clip, incestuous homo priests found drowned in suicidal love tryst"

Fourth, More soon please!

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Hey, thank you! If my building hadn't been flooding and the firefighters telling us they were going to cut the power to my all-important wireless internet, that scene would've dragged out an extra thousand words. Basically, I was just setting things up for a first time fic. WHICH I PROMISE WILL BE PORNY.

sigh. you just can't rush the catholics with the sexin', you know?

thank you for commenting! <3

I THANK SAM AND DEAN YOU DID NOT DROWN YOURSELF.

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Sam had a brief flash - a local news clip, incestuous homo priests found drowned in suicidal love tryst - and got up out of the tub faster than he would've if the black snake were in there with him.

i love you, how are you so brilliant. :( GOD, SAMMY IS BREAKING MY HEART. in an awes way, obvs. I OWE YOU SO MANY ITEMS.

only the thought of porn-as-yet-unwrit kept me warm/afloat

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you know how I do it: I rely on a CONSTANT FEED OF BRILLIANCE from unnamed 3rd world suppliers. like I said to Brooke, without you guys it would be long sighing character studies of Webber the psychic twin, and like, poetry about Dean's nipples.

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So I read this and Vocation even though it took me a good long while to figure out what SPN stood for, and then when I looked it up, I had to spend a few moments laughing at Eric Brady, although I was really laughing at myself because my mother made me watch soap operas.

Anyway, I liked it even without knowing anything about it. I wish I did because then that would be fun. Why can't you write in my fandom? (Besides the fact that I don't really have one.)

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Naww, Katie! I'm totally choked up that you cared enough to brave an unknown-and-incesty fandom for me! That's really the truest test of friendship.

And seriously, look past the ex-Dawson's Creek visage, and you will see true beauty in Mr. Ackles. I guess you're going to have to convert to Supernatural now, because no way am I coming over to Days of Our Lives. :>

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Oh man, I loved this SO MUCH. Priest!Sam and Dean, what a cool idea. And the end there with the hand on the belly, aww, now that was sweet.

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Yeah, credit for the AU idea all goes to delighter, who freaks me out with her magical brain every single time. And I figured I owed them some sweetness, after all the bitching. :>