Today's recruiter email

[substitute]

This is unedited with the exception of removing names and adding a few [sic]. Note to recruiters: If you're copy/pasting the same thing to 200 people you're shotgun-emailing, try spellchecking at least first. Measure once, cut twice, and all that. Quadruple-spaced semiliterate notes with bad spelling and technical errors and four or five

Comments

Hot Tek Opps!!!**

[mr_flippant]

Those aren't spelling errors...it's encrypted!

[mendel]

"Subject Matter Expert in some Linux area" is great. No need to pretend to care, really. Just call yourself an expert in some area or another, and it's all good. It reminds me of SAP's recruiting strategy.

[trinnit]

"Core Dump Causation Expert"

[trinnit]

I refute all job offers with HOT in all caps, especially used more than once.