Beware, posers, of the Necrowizard!

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Impaled Northern Moonforest is an acoustic black metal band whose hit tunes include "Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortum", "Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiimtsath", and "Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim And Frosbitten Necrobobsledders".

Go sign their guestbook, already. Via The Null Device.