Today's news was a Kids in the Hall sketch

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I submit to you:

1. American Indians! Rich people! Howard Stern! West Egg! RON VIBBENTROP!!!!

2. Iqualiut residents of Nunavut show their support for Gay Pride!!!

One rich twat idiot story, and one heartwarming and somewhat comic Canadian Tundra Gay People story. Yeah, it's Premise Beach all right.