PROCLAMATION

[substitute]

ON THIS 4th day of the month of March, in the year of our Lord Two Thousand Four,

IN THIS City of Newport Beach,

IN THIS County of Orange,

IN THIS State of California,

BEING THAT numerous people we know have had a day which is unduly full of Fecal Matter, packed with Refuse, jammed to the brim with Sludge, and frothing over the top with Bilge

Comments

[nickjb]

fittingly , I am ill on this first auspicious Crapmas-by the way , next year we should all give Crapmas gifts

[friendly_bandit]

Fitting gifts! Like the broken hair-dryer you have in your bathroom drawer from 1983.

[friendly_bandit]

Aye!

[waxadelica]

Right on.

[bruisedhips]

absolutely hilarious.
period.

[fattmike]

A day I can embrace. Thank you!

Sir Crappy