"Connecting the intertwining strands are a group of beautiful, blonde young men and women who sleep all day and party all night, doing drugs -- and one another --with abandon, never realizing that they are dancing on the edge of a volcano." One of the worst things about substance abuse is unsafe dancing. But who the hell put the dance floor next to the volcano in the first place? It's not even near the bar, and people keep knocking over the safety cones.
And go get someone else to connect the intertwining strands. These people are incompetent.