Talking Points Update: PLEASE READ!!!
Team,
As we approach the election, it's time once again to close up ranks and keep on message. In this sound-bite environment it's essential that all of us stay on the same page. With that in mind, here are the key talking points we're stressing:
I know it's hard to keep your head in this turbulent atmosphere but we need to hit these points and hit them hard, together. Thanks in advance!
As we approach the election, it's time once again to close up ranks and keep on message. In this sound-bite environment it's essential that all of us stay on the same page. With that in mind, here are the key talking points we're stressing:
- Pork barrel earmark set-aside entitlements for unregistered Hoosiers
- Terrorist infiltration of full-service hardware stores
- Offshore polygamous slush funds
- The ague and the grippe: how can government help?
- "Critical Mass" bicycle demonstrations funded by shadowy Romanian billionaire
- Slurpee dilution: where is the enforcement? Where are the regulators?
- Outrage fatigue fatigue
- Stop-loss orders for sous-chefs.
I know it's hard to keep your head in this turbulent atmosphere but we need to hit these points and hit them hard, together. Thanks in advance!