Crappe.

[substitute]

PROCLAMATION

ON THIS fifteenth day of the month of April, in the year of our Lord Two Thousand Eight,

IN THIS City of Newport Beach,

IN THIS County of Orange,

IN THIS State of California,

BEING THAT numerous people we know have had a day which is unduly full of Fecal Matter, packed with Refuse, jammed to the brim with Sludge, and frothing over

Comments

[anonymous]

Although the idea is good I object to the date being referred to as:

"ON THIS fifteenth day of the month of April, in the year of our Lord Two Thousand Eight, "

Since referring to it as the "year of our lord" I would have ask which lord, there is a whole bunch of the them in England for instance.

I you are referring to the Christ kid he was born about 2012 years ago not 2008.

The accepted way to designate dates CE or common era which did start some 2008 years ago, and as far as I know no lords were involved.

[substitute]

It's an anachronism. If you look at old books you'll see it often. The anachronism was used for humorous purposes.

[switchstatement]

what is this "humor," you speak of? THIS IS THE INTERNET, FOOL!!

i'm keeping my fingers crossed that you're being trolled.

[pilarcruz]

Looks like someone left his lollerskates at home today.

[substitute]

That's it. You're off my Kwanzaa list.

[zebulon_y]

have you ever even *seen* a book

[fimmtiu]

 

[hep]

do you understand that wikipedia arguments are a privilege not a right?

[auntiesiannan]

IT IS THE YEAR OF XENU THE GALACTIC OVERLORD, YOU PEDANTIC FUCKCHOP.

[hep]

[This comment has been removed due to legal action by the Church of Scientology]

[substitute]

FUCKCHOP is great.

[auntiesiannan]

Yeah, someone called me that on alt.tasteless like...in 1994. Been using it ever since.

[hep]

thats how i got cockstall.

[cataptromancer]

FUCKCHOPS OF XENU

screenplay coming up in like ten minutes...