Crappe.

Apr 16, 2008 00:03

PROCLAMATION

ON THIS fifteenth day of the month of April, in the year of our Lord Two Thousand Eight,

IN THIS City of Newport Beach,

IN THIS County of Orange,

IN THIS State of California,

BEING THAT numerous people we know have had a day which is unduly full of Fecal Matter, packed with Refuse, jammed to the brim with Sludge, and frothing over ( Read more... )

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nicholasjamesb April 16 2008, 07:47:41 UTC
as usual I had to work this Crapmas and missed the traditional passing of the Crapmas Gourd...

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miss_geek April 16 2008, 10:10:50 UTC
happy crapmas dude, happy crapmas.

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baconmeteor April 16 2008, 10:16:50 UTC
Handing you a dixie cup of non-alcoholic sugar-free Egg Beaters nog

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substitute April 16 2008, 16:04:05 UTC
Toasting you with Ensure™

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judgefudge April 16 2008, 16:39:33 UTC
stevia candy canes, etc.

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nosrialleon April 16 2008, 13:20:06 UTC
Hear, hear!

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sp0rk0 April 16 2008, 15:04:26 UTC
Can we please make this a national holiday? The stupid middle west also has crappy crap. Thanks.

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