I was soured after my trip to B&N and
nicholasjamesb and I started riffing on the "publishing market." Here are some sure fire books we came up with:
Hitler's Secret Weapons: Your Success Advantage for Life
The Templars, 9/11, and God's Promise for Your New Life after Divorce
Chicken Soup for the Unholy Occult Secrets of the SS
Harry Potter and the Liberal Traitors of the Media
Donald Trump's lives of the Templars
Sylvia Browne Channels Gilles De Rais
Q is for Quagmire: Sue Grafton's Tour in Baghdad
Joel Osteen's TEMPLARMANIA! & workbook
Mein Kampf: The Essential Church Group Reading Guide
My Pants Got Wet: A Suburban Woman's Essentially Uneventful Life, Overexplained
A Wide Stance for America: The Larry Craig Story
Dr Laura's TEMPLAR DIET AND WORKBOOK
ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FROM JOHN GRISHAM'S CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE NEW AGE TEMPLAR SOUL BY DAVE KOZ
any of the above + (THE DAILY MEDITATIONS JOURNAL)