Semper Fi, talk show guy!

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"I think there is a handful of people who hate America. Unfortunately for them, a lot of them are losing their homes in a forest fire today."
--Glenn Beck, Syndicated Radio Host, CNN Journalist and ABC Affiliate

Tip to Glenn: Stay out of Oceanside and particularly away from Camp Pendleton from now on. Marines are a humorless lot at times.

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[seriesfinale]

Meanwhile, us libtards, fags and America-haters are just chillin' up here in NorCal

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Send us ice cream. The five of us libtards in orange county are getting all ashed up.

[seriesfinale]

I'll parachute in a case of It's-It.

For a guy who has a nationwide talk show, he's pretty clueless about political geography. I knew the balance of this state when I was 12 and living in Florida.

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I'm sure he's just being a twat about Malibu because he knows the sound bite will work.

Sound bite work

[torgo_x]

He should just release a sex tape.

Or a snuff film of him turning Ann Coulter into chum.

[jpeace]

Gasp! Mariah Carey and her lotions could save California. Someone knock on her hyperbaric chamber and let her know what's happening.

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She LAUNCHED her PERFUME today.

[jpeace]

If America will simply believe in our cherished Dreamlover, we can buy enough to put out all fires everywhere. Get on it, butterflies.