See also "Natural Chips"
At Mother's Market tonight I saw a "Calorie-Free Honey BBQ Sauce." What the. Response from friends via Sidekick included:
torgo_x: It's WINDEX!!
hweimei: Where do they get the calorie-free honey? Wait, don't answer that.
mendel: Frankenbees. (tiny, tiny terminals protruding from its neck) "Come quickly! I have invented the Splendabee!"
There was indeed sucralose in the ingredients. I wonder how you get the calories out of honey, though, so you can still use that word but without, um, honey? Scared.
torgo_x: It's WINDEX!!
hweimei: Where do they get the calorie-free honey? Wait, don't answer that.
mendel: Frankenbees. (tiny, tiny terminals protruding from its neck) "Come quickly! I have invented the Splendabee!"
There was indeed sucralose in the ingredients. I wonder how you get the calories out of honey, though, so you can still use that word but without, um, honey? Scared.