More great stuff from the new age magazine

[substitute]

1. The Enlightenment Card is here! It's a Visa credit card that gives you points as you buy towards... enlightening things. I want to tell the Dalai Lama about it so I can get one of those long cheerful Tibetan laughs out of him.
   
   
2. Holistic dentistry as a general concept is probably a great idea, because dentists so often are the ones who see medical

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The six of mrrp reveals that you like catnip

[eyeteeth]

"Through use of my intuitive ability, I will communicate telepathically with your pet, the spirit guides that surround your pet, and my own spirit guides (St. Jude of Thaddaeus, St. Francis of Assisi, Archangel Raphael, Edgar Cayce)."

So the patron saint of impossible situations, the patron saint against dying alone, and the patron saint against insanity and nightmares, plus the dude who said we were going to raise Atlantis in 1969? AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

^_______^

[zebulon_y]

KAMPAIIIIIIIIIIII

[childlaborcheap]

I saw a bumper sticker that read "ban comic sans" yesterday. I support this cause.

[frobisher]

Was it in comic sans?

[substitute]

I know cordiloquy has joined that movement. I support her jihad.

[cordiloquy]

BAN COMIC SANS

Looks like they have even more (awesome) propaganda merch now.

[hweimei]

I DEMAND A JAPANESE FOOD LUNCH TRUCK HEREABOUTS IMMEDIATELY.

[besskeloid]

Your avatar is dancing in exact time to 'Under Cover of the Night'.

[planetdracula]

you do so need an exorcist who uses Comic Sans. Deep in your heart you know that this is what you have always needed, and moreover that it's what everybody else has always needed, to.

O for the coding know-how to have posted this comment in Comic Sans. Alas for my n00bish ski11z.

[planetdracula]

omg I used "to" for "too," somebody put me out to pasture before it gets worse

[substitute]

Sending a lunch truck full of zaru-soba to cure your ills!