Dear Amazon:

[substitute]

I'm not into what you're into. It's not that I'm critical of your lifestyle; I just get my kicks from different things. I'm looking right now for one of those geeky weather things you put on your house and it talks to your computer and you have a weather station. That's all. So, when you ask:

"Did you mean wireless leather station?"

The answer is no.

Best,

substitute

P.S. Out of sheer curiosity: I know about the leather lifestyle, but how is it wireless, or associated with stations? This is a new area of human sexuality to me.