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Military prose from all over

Jul 07, 2006 15:10

In naming the F-35, General Moseley said, "Today, the enemies of peace and freedom have been put on notice. They have feared this day because the F-35 provides the coalition warfighter the perfect blend of speed, precision and stealth."

How much did we pay to name this piece of high-speed pork? And how is it going to stop the Turbanists from ( Read more... )

war, pigsinspace

Comments 5

spacemummy July 7 2006, 22:36:01 UTC

Hahaha. Highspeed pork indeed.

salome_st_john July 7 2006, 22:38:52 UTC

T SUBSTITUTE YEAH BUT IF IT WERE HIGH-SPEED PORK ON A STICK YOU WOULDN'T BE LAUGHING SO HARD NOW WOULD YOU

brianenigma July 7 2006, 22:41:47 UTC

I'd rename it from F-35 to F-U.

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

vanmojo July 7 2006, 23:07:02 UTC

Beat me to it by mere minutes...

mojo sends

foo2rama July 8 2006, 03:36:15 UTC

behold the f4u

On a side note I thought the JSF was still canned, also any news on it being vstol? I know that was in the original spec.