Torgo and the Buffalo Beast pointed me to a blog comment thread in which various meathead cops discuss how they're going to wreak havoc/let people die/fuck everyone as a negotiation technique for their contract. It was all pretty good, but the best was this eggcorn from a postliterate guy who didn't know he was coining a new phrase: I for one have adopted a lazy-fare attitude. Worthy of Chief Wiggum!