I'm fascinated by this one, though:
$500K Seized: Strange Situation at Nuclear Plant.
Yeah, so. Big truck full of stuff. Nuke plant. Five hundred grand in small bills. Trucker with no ID. This sounds like the beginning of a Bob Trout story. One hopes the nuke plant is a coincidence and it's just the usual drug deal/money laundering gone wrong.
Or maybe if you mix your crack with plutonium it's even better!