QOTD, via switchstatement

[substitute]

"I do meme poisoning professionally."

We have questions, here.

1. What's that kind of work pay at the entry level? Are paid internships available for students?
   
   
2. What training is necessary? Is there a formal certification process, or do meme poisoners learn ad hoc or on an apprenticeship basis?
   
   
3. Does meme poisoning require special equipment? If so, how much does it cost and can it be provided by my employer or professional group?
   
   
4. Is this profession regulated? Does a prospective meme poisoner need to obtain local or national accreditation or approval in his or her area of practice?
   
   
5. What advice would you give a young person intent on a career as a meme poisoner?