I'm glad no one does the Friday Five any more
- Hey everybody! If you have, indeed, never been mellow, soft rock is now back! This is totally awesome news in that I had yet to find a use for my 100 rounds of Federal Hydra-Shok .40 hollowpoint ammunition.
- Hey everybody! There really weren't any ninjas. Sorry. Big old fake.
- ROBOT GUINEA PIG? ROBOT GUINEA PIG!
- I hope none of you local kids are pals with Logan here, since the Register reports he got taken in last night with 2 pounds of weed and a kilo of shrooms.
- And this just in from wearescott: it's the ultimate AMERICA FUCK YEAH BURGER!