SUCCESS IS 99% ATTITUDE AND 1% METHAMPHETAMINE SULFATE!!!

Mar 01, 2006 07:38

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

I'M UP BRIGHT 'N' EARLY TO HEAD OFF TO AN ALL-DAY MEETING IN DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES! I'VE HAD A NOURISHING BREAKFAST OF ROUGHLY EIGHT OUNCES OF COTTAGE CHEESE, THREE CUPS OF COFFEE, AND ALL APPROPRIATE MEDICATIONS. SOON I'LL SHAVE, GET IN THE OL' COUPE, AND HEAD INTO THE ENERGIZING SWIM OF TRAFFIC!

HOT DAMN, THIS IS A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE!

morning, whee, work

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