Welcome to Irvine. Here's your trollop.

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Apparently if you move into this apartment complex you are immediately confronted with the pool scene from Wild Things, or maybe Swimming Pool, or any other cool, chlorine-scented sex romp with an epicene cheekbony beauty you might have in mind. I'll take Grace Kelly in Rimini, please.

Also, "The Village". 'Nuff said.