I will be your bitter waitress tonight.
You have 62 pieces of flair! You would make, or are, a very good waitress. But beneath the sweet exterior, a volcano is seething, and that's what makes you fun. Eventually, because karma does exist, someone hot will sit in your booth and your days as a wage slave will get easier. Well, maybe not, but you're really nice, so I'm hoping that really does happen for you.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on snarkiness
Link: The Bitter Waitress Test written by pjurmocha on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test