Tragicomedy gold: How to Date White Women
Courtesy Anna Pirhana, here's an Amazon listing for How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men
, a very important book for "Asian" men, which I assume refers to United States residents of East Asian descent and not to Sri Lankans, Uighurs, or Kashmiris. Amazon's "Better Together" suggestion is surprisingly apropos: they recommend The Complete Asshole's Guide to Handling Chicks
as an ideal companion volume.
The best review of this book is by Crazy Ed from Cupertino, who says:I personally found the book lacking, in what I like to call "chutzpah". I gave this book to a friend who needed some help and the "step-by-step guide" provided in this tome is anything but. In many cases he found the steps to be nebulous, ambagious, and even geared towards the derelict reader. The book, as a whole, was definitely not multifarious. I would not extol this literary work.
Thanks for the tip there, Ed. I like my racist sex advice books to be multifarious and loaded with "chutzpah", and I wouldn't buy anything you didn't extol.
People who considered this book were apparently also interested in How to Date Young Women: For Men over 35 vol II (Advanced Skills)
, which begs the question of what the first volume left out, and what kind of "advanced skills" might be necessary for us over-35 guys to get us some young tender flesh. Maybe the advanced volume tells us how to get two young girlfriends, or how to get away with dating high school girls and not end up in jail or dead, or how to date your own children. I'm sure I should stick to Volume I as a first step, though. You have to learn slowly from the Master.
, a very important book for "Asian" men, which I assume refers to United States residents of East Asian descent and not to Sri Lankans, Uighurs, or Kashmiris. Amazon's "Better Together" suggestion is surprisingly apropos: they recommend The Complete Asshole's Guide to Handling Chicks
as an ideal companion volume.
The best review of this book is by Crazy Ed from Cupertino, who says:I personally found the book lacking, in what I like to call "chutzpah". I gave this book to a friend who needed some help and the "step-by-step guide" provided in this tome is anything but. In many cases he found the steps to be nebulous, ambagious, and even geared towards the derelict reader. The book, as a whole, was definitely not multifarious. I would not extol this literary work.
Thanks for the tip there, Ed. I like my racist sex advice books to be multifarious and loaded with "chutzpah", and I wouldn't buy anything you didn't extol.
People who considered this book were apparently also interested in How to Date Young Women: For Men over 35 vol II (Advanced Skills)
, which begs the question of what the first volume left out, and what kind of "advanced skills" might be necessary for us over-35 guys to get us some young tender flesh. Maybe the advanced volume tells us how to get two young girlfriends, or how to get away with dating high school girls and not end up in jail or dead, or how to date your own children. I'm sure I should stick to Volume I as a first step, though. You have to learn slowly from the Master.