Okay, Bunni, I know this is your first day at Hooters

[substitute]

Just go ahead and read these guidelines and sign here.

1. I hereby acknowledge that big fat uncut Brazilian cock may be pushed into my quivering lips, and that I am responsible for knowing the appetizer of the day.

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0915051hooters1.html

Best employee handbook ever!