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Government is greaT!!!!!1

sophieisthemoon: oh my god i just saw the previous attorney general
sophieisthemoon: john ashcroft
sophieisthemoon: speak
sophieisthemoon: he is totally FUCKING crazy
sophieisthemoon: oh my god.
Deerspoons: Ahaha what happened
sophieisthemoon: oh my god like i wish you had a PHONE
sophieisthemoon: this guy is like
sophieisthemoon: a super religious conservative asshole
Deerspoons: yeah! I knows it!
sophieisthemoon: and kept throwing around the terms "evil chemistry" and "evil biology" and made an extended metaphor about puzzles and prosecution
sophieisthemoon: and like during his speech i was like woah this guy is nuts but then like during the q/a he was INSANE
sophieisthemoon: he screamed at a girl who asked about abortion
sophieisthemoon: almost made a racist joke
sophieisthemoon: and accidently called oBama oSama
sophieisthemoon: it was fucking incredible
sophieisthemoon: you would have been screaming obscenities like YA TRICK YA
sophieisthemoon: i kept saying "WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN"