Dream 01

Oct 16, 2010 18:39

Warnings: Um, excessive derp?
Effects: Nope.

Scott was in a familiar room, one he had seen many times before. Specifically, he was in his house, on the couch in the basement. In front of him was a TV, with a controller in his hands. Scott was staring intently, heavily concentrated on something or other. Whatever he was playing, it was clearly the only thing he was giving attention to. Because of this, Scott didn't notice when a certain Ramona Flowers had snuck up behind him, watching him play. She was wearing her typical delivery girl outfit, with her goggles on.

"Are you really having this dream again? Wasn't it pathetic enough for you the first time?"

Scott heard Ramona, but didn't turn around, as doing so would break his focus and cause all sorts of horrible troubles. He could ge tkilled in the precious second it took to face her! "Come on, I'm playing an even more awesome game this time! And I'm winning! It's totally awesome and not pathetic."

"Right. You know, you've been asleep for almost a month now. Have you just been doing this the whole time?"

"What?" That comment caused Scott to lose his focus. He turns around and looked at Ramona. "Really?"

"Yeah. Get your lazy ass out of bed already."

"But, but, but I need to beat this one boss! This guy's really hard! He's beaten me, like, ten times!" With that, Scott went back to face the screen. Ramona sighs, facepalms, and then shakes her head.

"Dude, come on. This is ridiculous."

"You're telling me! This guy deals WAY too much damage! How am I supposed to survive that attack?!"

"Not that, you idiot! How long you've been sleeping!"

"Oh. Maybe a little." Scott turns around. "Why are you still here pestering me, anyway? Don't you have deliveries or something?" It's not that he hated her company, but Scott really really wanted to beat that boss already!

"Dude, I'm not real this time. I'm just part of your dream. Pretty pathetic, making an imaginary figure of your girlfriend to wake you up."

"You're not real?! Maaan, you can't tell me what to do if you're not even real!" With that, Scott promptly continues to ignore Ramona and play his game, once again completely focused on trying to beat the boss. Dream Ramona, with one final sigh, gives up and disappears.

[Thus, Scott stays soundly asleep, completely ignorant of the fact everyone just saw his dream. Try to wake him up?]

!dream, !ic, go away ramona, sleeping forever, vidya gamez

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