Four Sisters
Title: Four Sisters: The Completely True Story About The Awesome Lives of These Totally Interesting and Hot Girls Who Are Also Sisters
Author: subreadja
Rating: PG-13 (for brief yet graphic and possibly triggering mentions of dolphin murder)
Pairing: Uee/Uee's Reflection, Sulli/Insignificance, Sohee/Clothes, Yoona/Taters
Summary: So there are like 4 sisters, okay...
Chapter One: Chunky Oatmeal
Uee brushed her hair long, pretty hair slowly, making sure to get every tangle out with every brush stroke. It was so long. And it was so pretty. She brushed it some more and sighed at how long and pretty it was. Ooh! And shiny. It was so shiny too.
"Unnir," Sulli, the youngest sister, said, while brushing her own hair in front of her own vanity. Her hair wasn't as long, but it was equal in prettiness and shiny. But it was brown. Ugh.
"Hmm?" Uee responded quietly, putting down the brush and smiling at her reflection. She turned her head this way and that, watching as it fell to each side smoothly. "Oh. How pretty." She whispered to reflection, and ran her hands through it just to make sure.
"Unniiiiiir," Someone whined, and it was the third sister, Sohee, this time. Sohee was standing in the doorway, her hair and makeup already done, her school clothes crisp and clean on her tiny frame.
Uee rolled her eyes and pretended not to hear her. No one really liked Sohee.
"Yah! UGLY!"
Uee turned dramatically, her long hair following her and falling to her shoulders beautifully. It added a nice effect. Sulli pouted in jealousy.
"Me?!" Uee hissed at Yoona. The second sister had pushed past Sohee, who was now lying on the floor face down, crying because of the wrinkles that were now in her school uniform. Yoona didn't pay attention to her. No one did. Yoona had a face like smiley potatoes. Well, they all did. But especially Yoona. Uee's stomach growled after looking at her sister's potato face. Yoona smiled fakely.
"Unnir," She said, as sweetly as sweet potatoes, if sweet potatoes could talk and convey emotions. "We are all curious."
Uee smiled and turned back to her reflection. Her three younger sisters stared back at her through it, and she shrugged, grabbing a stick of lip balm and applying it smoothly. She regarded each of them kindly before her eyes fell to Sohee, her mouth opening slightly, confused. "Is that a new school uniform?" She asked curiously, her perfectly groomed eyebrows knitting together.
The other two sisters turned to look at Sohee as well, as if taking in her appearance for the first time all over again. Sure enough, their sister was wearing a completely different uniform than she had been two minutes ago. Her hair and makeup were different too. They turned their heads to the side before remembering that it was just Sohee, so it didn't matter. Uee shrugged.
"Stop trying to change the subject unnie!" Sohee yelled, and reached for Uee's hairbrush before the eldest sister could pick it up again. Sulli and Yoontater's gasped. Uee's big eyes turned to slits, and her mouth set into a thin, tight line. It didn't bother Sohee. "How did it go?!"
Uee stood quickly, turning to them and stomping one of her feet firmly on the plush pink carpet. "It went fine! Give me my haaaaaaiiiiirbruuuuush!" She whined, holding out her hand for it.
Sohee pulled it farther from her grasp and made a movement like she was going to brush her own hair with it. Sulli gasped and turned away, unable to watch. Yoonietatoes smirked, arms folded across her chest. Uee's eyes started to roll to the back of her head, her knees getting weak. Sulli turned back to Sohee, her face contorted in pain. "DON'T SOHEE! IT'S HER SOURCE OF POWER!" Yoonertatoes rolled her eyes and reached over to Sohee, who was small and insignificant, grabbing the brush from her and handing it back to Uee.
Uee was sat back in front of the mirror cooing at her reflection in seconds, her brush working furiously through her hair once again. Sohee pouted, her third hairstyle of the day reflecting her sadness at Yoonatater's betrayal. After a moment of meditative hair maintenance, Uee sighed and set her hair brush down again. She spoke only to her reflection, but the other sisters were there too so it counted as talking to them.
"The mission went as well as planned. Kim Jongle will never live to kill another dolphin again." Uee said with a smile. Her sisters nodded, and the smile dropped from her face. "Cause I murdered him." She clarified. The sisters nodded again. Uee opened one of the drawers in her vanity, extracting two folders. She handed one to Yoona. "This is the dossier of Lee Soo Man." Yoona and Sulli gave one identical nod, understanding their tasks. Uee held the other folder out to Sohee, who was distracted with smoothing out her skirt. "Yah!" She said, and Sohee looked up, confused. "And this," Uee continued, "Is the file on your target, Park Jin Young." Sohee made a face and took it, Uee glaring at her.
Sulli pouted at the amount of attention Sohee was getting from Unnir.
Uee, with a flick of her hands, waved them all away.
"Oh. Okay. Bye." They said.
And then Uee ate some oatmeal.
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I wrote this in November of 2010 and just rediscovered it. Enjoy.
Author: subreadja
Rating: PG-13 (for brief yet graphic and possibly triggering mentions of dolphin murder)
Pairing: Uee/Uee's Reflection, Sulli/Insignificance, Sohee/Clothes, Yoona/Taters
Summary: So there are like 4 sisters, okay...
Chapter One: Chunky Oatmeal
Uee brushed her hair long, pretty hair slowly, making sure to get every tangle out with every brush stroke. It was so long. And it was so pretty. She brushed it some more and sighed at how long and pretty it was. Ooh! And shiny. It was so shiny too.
"Unnir," Sulli, the youngest sister, said, while brushing her own hair in front of her own vanity. Her hair wasn't as long, but it was equal in prettiness and shiny. But it was brown. Ugh.
"Hmm?" Uee responded quietly, putting down the brush and smiling at her reflection. She turned her head this way and that, watching as it fell to each side smoothly. "Oh. How pretty." She whispered to reflection, and ran her hands through it just to make sure.
"Unniiiiiir," Someone whined, and it was the third sister, Sohee, this time. Sohee was standing in the doorway, her hair and makeup already done, her school clothes crisp and clean on her tiny frame.
Uee rolled her eyes and pretended not to hear her. No one really liked Sohee.
"Yah! UGLY!"
Uee turned dramatically, her long hair following her and falling to her shoulders beautifully. It added a nice effect. Sulli pouted in jealousy.
"Me?!" Uee hissed at Yoona. The second sister had pushed past Sohee, who was now lying on the floor face down, crying because of the wrinkles that were now in her school uniform. Yoona didn't pay attention to her. No one did. Yoona had a face like smiley potatoes. Well, they all did. But especially Yoona. Uee's stomach growled after looking at her sister's potato face. Yoona smiled fakely.
"Unnir," She said, as sweetly as sweet potatoes, if sweet potatoes could talk and convey emotions. "We are all curious."
Uee smiled and turned back to her reflection. Her three younger sisters stared back at her through it, and she shrugged, grabbing a stick of lip balm and applying it smoothly. She regarded each of them kindly before her eyes fell to Sohee, her mouth opening slightly, confused. "Is that a new school uniform?" She asked curiously, her perfectly groomed eyebrows knitting together.
The other two sisters turned to look at Sohee as well, as if taking in her appearance for the first time all over again. Sure enough, their sister was wearing a completely different uniform than she had been two minutes ago. Her hair and makeup were different too. They turned their heads to the side before remembering that it was just Sohee, so it didn't matter. Uee shrugged.
"Stop trying to change the subject unnie!" Sohee yelled, and reached for Uee's hairbrush before the eldest sister could pick it up again. Sulli and Yoontater's gasped. Uee's big eyes turned to slits, and her mouth set into a thin, tight line. It didn't bother Sohee. "How did it go?!"
Uee stood quickly, turning to them and stomping one of her feet firmly on the plush pink carpet. "It went fine! Give me my haaaaaaiiiiirbruuuuush!" She whined, holding out her hand for it.
Sohee pulled it farther from her grasp and made a movement like she was going to brush her own hair with it. Sulli gasped and turned away, unable to watch. Yoonietatoes smirked, arms folded across her chest. Uee's eyes started to roll to the back of her head, her knees getting weak. Sulli turned back to Sohee, her face contorted in pain. "DON'T SOHEE! IT'S HER SOURCE OF POWER!" Yoonertatoes rolled her eyes and reached over to Sohee, who was small and insignificant, grabbing the brush from her and handing it back to Uee.
Uee was sat back in front of the mirror cooing at her reflection in seconds, her brush working furiously through her hair once again. Sohee pouted, her third hairstyle of the day reflecting her sadness at Yoonatater's betrayal. After a moment of meditative hair maintenance, Uee sighed and set her hair brush down again. She spoke only to her reflection, but the other sisters were there too so it counted as talking to them.
"The mission went as well as planned. Kim Jongle will never live to kill another dolphin again." Uee said with a smile. Her sisters nodded, and the smile dropped from her face. "Cause I murdered him." She clarified. The sisters nodded again. Uee opened one of the drawers in her vanity, extracting two folders. She handed one to Yoona. "This is the dossier of Lee Soo Man." Yoona and Sulli gave one identical nod, understanding their tasks. Uee held the other folder out to Sohee, who was distracted with smoothing out her skirt. "Yah!" She said, and Sohee looked up, confused. "And this," Uee continued, "Is the file on your target, Park Jin Young." Sohee made a face and took it, Uee glaring at her.
Sulli pouted at the amount of attention Sohee was getting from Unnir.
Uee, with a flick of her hands, waved them all away.
"Oh. Okay. Bye." They said.
And then Uee ate some oatmeal.
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I wrote this in November of 2010 and just rediscovered it. Enjoy.